Typically English: chavvy. Typically American: obnoxious. Tipichno Russkiy: corrupt. Typsche Deutsche? Tall, blonde, muscular, looks as if he may play football (soccer), but wears a Nazi uniform complete with the “Wehrmachtsadler” insignia (an eagle with a swastika above the right breast pocket), and is named Bastian.
The resemblance to German footballer, Bastian Scweinsteiger, is purely coincidental. Sorry about your reputation, Bastian, but you’ve got a common name in Germany. And besides, we thought all Germans look like you, says the representative of the Chinese company, Dragon in Dream, which produced the typically German doll, dressed in paraphernalia reeking of filth, arrogance, Zyklon B, human rot, and a hatred so deep it took over 80 million people to the grave. Imagine the board room in which sit the decision makers of Dragon in Dreams listening to the pitch: This toy, gentlemen and ladies, will be a sure-fire hit amongst skinheads, white-supremacists, the dispossessed yearning for the good ol’ days. You know: the typical doll collector. And, for only $120.00 per national as well as individual character assassination, I mean doll, even children can enjoy their own Nazi Soccer Star action figure (ball sold separately).
Typically English: Not Applicable. Typically American: Not Applicable. Tipichno Russkiy: Not Applicable. Typsche Deutsche: Not Applicable.
Typically racist, bigoted, myopic, small-minded, god-centric, nationalistic, dogmatic, ignorant, self-righteous…. STOP!
Sometimes, I just want to get off.