A recluse walks into a sports bar and everyone standing near the door yells, “Karen!” Don’t hold your breath – there’s no punch line. It’s the truth
Typically English: chavvy. Typically American: obnoxious. Tipichno Russkiy: corrupt. Typsche Deutsche? Tall, blonde, muscular, looks as if he may play football (soccer), but wears a Nazi
I’ve lived in Minnesota my whole life. My grandparents came to Minnesota from the old country and never saw reason to move on. I’m always surprised
I was walking the dogs around Staring Lake when, from somewhere overhead, I heard a sound I’d never heard before: a clear, sweet, almost melodic, chattering
Remember the Ray Bradbury story, “In a Season of Calm Weather”? Anyone? Recall how the protagonist stumbles upon Picasso drawing in the sand and realizes that
It is sometimes very hard to tell the difference between history and the smell of skunk. – Rebecca West The stink is mine. Should I be embarrassed?
A county clerk whose job is to issue licenses refused a marriage license to a gay couple as it is against God’s law, disavowing the law
I am always doing that which I cannot do, in order that I may learn how to do it. -Picasso I’ve admitted I’m a slow learner,
I loathe talking about myself. Even more, I loathe talking about my work. I have become so adept at not talking about myself or my work
I loathe talking about myself.